/u/thetimetel's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“Do you know how it feels to have a knife slowly inserted into your left eye, then twisted around until there’s nothing left of your eye save for the eye socket?”

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I’ve been stuck on my couch for three days.

36 upvotes

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Her boyfriend screamed for her to stop as she brought the knife to his throat.

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When the neighbor’s dog jumped my fence, they immediately told me not to worry because ‘he’s friendly!’

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I was really proud of my friend when he asked me to take his 'apology present' to his ex-wife.

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[SEP2020] “Don’t even try to save her” was the message I got in my fortune cookie.

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The genie warned me to make my wishes carefully with a nasty smile.

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I brought a hand to the side of my face and felt smooth, unblemished skin.

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When the Jury rightfully proclaimed that I was innocent of murdering my neighbor's five year old daughter, I thought my nightmare was finally over.

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My neighbors were talking about how much they wanted a dog, so I got them one yesterday.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Do you know how it feels to have a knife slowly inserted into your left eye, then twisted around until there’s nothing left of your eye save for the eye socket?”	55
I’ve been stuck on my couch for three days.	36
Her boyfriend screamed for her to stop as she brought the knife to his throat.	28
When the neighbor’s dog jumped my fence, they immediately told me not to worry because ‘he’s friendly!’	28
I was really proud of my friend when he asked me to take his 'apology present' to his ex-wife.	24
[SEP2020] “Don’t even try to save her” was the message I got in my fortune cookie.	19
The genie warned me to make my wishes carefully with a nasty smile.	15
I brought a hand to the side of my face and felt smooth, unblemished skin.	13
When the Jury rightfully proclaimed that I was innocent of murdering my neighbor's five year old daughter, I thought my nightmare was finally over.	11
My neighbors were talking about how much they wanted a dog, so I got them one yesterday.	11