/u/throwawayjeb0's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I've freed your mother from racing thoughts, and then I've taken your father's pain away many times.

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I was so excited when my wish came true: my sex doll came to life.

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I escaped the dungeon onto the dark and winding road, where I was ecstatically able to flag down a police car to explain to the officer I've been imprisoned against my will for months.

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I started to frantically panic as I choked on the food.

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When I texted my crush back and forth today, my heart fluttered out of control.

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Our agency provides a service, but when the trade is not equal, we don't need permission to ask for more.

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I scrambled around my nightstand blindly with my hand and tore open the packet with my teeth after she asked, "Do you have protection?"

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When my prospective tenants admired my house, I smiled when they said, "if only these walls could talk!"

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"I'm just following orders and I'm putting them out of misery quickly," I tell myself as I load the next bullet into the chamber.

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"Stupid drunk idiot," I said to myself as I walked over my motionless brother's body in the dark hallway.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I've freed your mother from racing thoughts, and then I've taken your father's pain away many times.	13
I was so excited when my wish came true: my sex doll came to life.	12
I escaped the dungeon onto the dark and winding road, where I was ecstatically able to flag down a police car to explain to the officer I've been imprisoned against my will for months.	9
I started to frantically panic as I choked on the food.	9
When I texted my crush back and forth today, my heart fluttered out of control.	7
Our agency provides a service, but when the trade is not equal, we don't need permission to ask for more.	6
I scrambled around my nightstand blindly with my hand and tore open the packet with my teeth after she asked, "Do you have protection?"	5
When my prospective tenants admired my house, I smiled when they said, "if only these walls could talk!"	4
"I'm just following orders and I'm putting them out of misery quickly," I tell myself as I load the next bullet into the chamber.	3
"Stupid drunk idiot," I said to myself as I walked over my motionless brother's body in the dark hallway.	2