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I opened a bottle of cream and licked the top.

43 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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4 posts to r/TwoSentenceHorror now, and none of them have blown up?

36 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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I always looked up to my dad, made him out to be my role model, and still tried to do what he wanted me to, even though he emotionally abused me after Mom died.

32 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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Rules for the Park Rangers of Hantu Park!

31 upvotes • r/Ruleshorror
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Ugh, women are so unappreciative nowadays!

17 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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'If I had to tell you my favourite food I would have to kill you!'

13 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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I read funny comments to a post and started laughing.

12 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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I delight in scaring my brother and always laugh when he screams after I come up behind him and shout, 'Boo!'

11 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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My mother smiled at me as I ate my lunch, and I misinterpreted it as her being happy that she had made her son a safe meal.

10 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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I opened the jar and licked the foil.

10 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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