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After a long night of shopping the old man made sure to close the door behind him after he got home

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"Dude this isn't funny, take off that costume and get back to the office" i mumbled to my coworker trough our walkie talkie as a familiar rat looked at the camera

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I remained frozen in the pitch dark, trying to count the steps that ive made.

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why didn't it work?! ive spread the word IT SHOULD OF WORKED

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Ive never really enjoyed my life,getting into risky sports and dangerous activities.

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As the rusty, serrated blade pressed against my trembling wrist, a chilling voice whispered, "Make your choice, for your salvation lies in the crimson river that flows within you."

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"The motorized units were able to find the M4A1 Squadron"

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although i thought that the waitress behavior was odd, i shuffled the receipt in my pocket with my change, and hurriedly left the store

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they say that the irish are lucky,

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"it was really nice of you to hire a clown for the party kids party!"

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
After a long night of shopping the old man made sure to close the door behind him after he got home	1	TwoSentenceHorror
"Dude this isn't funny, take off that costume and get back to the office" i mumbled to my coworker trough our walkie talkie as a familiar rat looked at the camera	1	TwoSentenceHorror
I remained frozen in the pitch dark, trying to count the steps that ive made.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
why didn't it work?! ive spread the word IT SHOULD OF WORKED	1	TwoSentenceHorror
Ive never really enjoyed my life,getting into risky sports and dangerous activities.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
As the rusty, serrated blade pressed against my trembling wrist, a chilling voice whispered, "Make your choice, for your salvation lies in the crimson river that flows within you."	1	TwoSentenceHorror
"The motorized units were able to find the M4A1 Squadron"	1	TwoSentenceHorror
although i thought that the waitress behavior was odd, i shuffled the receipt in my pocket with my change, and hurriedly left the store	1	TwoSentenceHorror
they say that the irish are lucky,	1	TwoSentenceHorror
"it was really nice of you to hire a clown for the party kids party!"	1	TwoSentenceHorror