| I work with that sentient AI you read about last week, y'all need to cut out this Crungus shit. | 181 | | | | |
| Do you know what a fatberg is? (PART ONE) | 168 | | | | |
| I threw a kids lunch in the trash, now the quiet kid has it out for me. | 156 | | | | |
| Subject: ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH?! | 140 | | | | |
| Misfortune cookies. | 138 | | | | |
| What the bloody hell. | 107 | | | | |
| I think I've been to the future. (PART ONE) | 98 | | | | |
| Do you know what a fatberg is? (PART TWO) | 96 | | | | |
| My son was corrupted by an old man, now I've lost everything. (PART ONE) | 87 | | | | |
| My girlfriend's nose got busted in lockdown so now I can't go outside. | 77 | | | | |
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