| There's a waterslide in the middle of the North Sea. | 428 | | | | |
| I wish I’d told Jimmy’s parents how he’d died. | 426 | | | | |
| If I wasn't born with a small penis I wouldn't know what corpses taste like. NSFW | 386 | | | | |
| My cop husband found a cursed statue at a crime scene. | 376 | | | | |
| I found the secret basement under my house. Hank has some explaining to do. | 356 | | | | |
| I took a gold pill to impress a girl at a party, by the morning I'd seen the afterlife. | 346 | | | | |
| I could have got it anywhere. NSFW | 341 | | | | |
| We unearthed a time traveller's ship at an archaeological dig. | 334 | | | | |
| I Want A Sandwich | 307 | | | | |
| If you're reading this tell my dad he's a prick. | 280 | | | | |
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