/u/ursois's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Mom told me that April showers bring May flowers.

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They said that it was normal for my baby teeth to fall out.

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I was ecstatic when the tooth fairy left me $1,000 instead of $1.

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Growing up without a father, nobody taught me to shave downwards instead of upwards.

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I never understood how in horror movies, children's laughter was supposed to be creepy.

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I thought I was clever, wishing that I'd stay young and beautiful until the sun burned out.

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"It was just a prank, bro!"

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I told my friend who works at a pharmaceuticals lab that I had a hot date, so he gave me a new experimental version of Viagra. NSFW

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I've been feeling a little tired, but that steak and a chance to get out of the house sure perked me up.

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[OCT2020] This Halloween, The Pumpkin King knocked upon my door and said “Trick or Treat!”

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Mom told me that April showers bring May flowers.	54
They said that it was normal for my baby teeth to fall out.	40
I was ecstatic when the tooth fairy left me $1,000 instead of $1.	38
Growing up without a father, nobody taught me to shave downwards instead of upwards.	37
I never understood how in horror movies, children's laughter was supposed to be creepy.	33
I thought I was clever, wishing that I'd stay young and beautiful until the sun burned out.	28
"It was just a prank, bro!"	18
I told my friend who works at a pharmaceuticals lab that I had a hot date, so he gave me a new experimental version of Viagra. NSFW	14
I've been feeling a little tired, but that steak and a chance to get out of the house sure perked me up.	12
[OCT2020] This Halloween, The Pumpkin King knocked upon my door and said “Trick or Treat!”	7