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[59] "After decades of studying its creators, the world's most sophisticated AI at the time figured out how to separate the human form from its soul."

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Our local pastor was hugely popular for taking under the church's care kids whose parents were butchered by the town's serial killer.

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"Et tu, Brute?", squealed Caesar before looking at the dagger in his friend's hand.

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Since my ceiling fan wouldn't pick up speed, I used my phone's voice assistant to call an electrician.

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The Pope was ecstatic to learn that Jesus had once again returned to Earth.

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Despite torturing and killing a person on camera, Elon Musk roamed the streets completely free.

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I drove 100 miles north from her home but just couldn't get her off my mind.

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"Push harder!", yelled the nurse with the baby halfway through the mother's womb.

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The mother's nipple oozed with cold blood and thick pus.

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While I mourn our unborn child, my wife is still in denial about the miscarriage.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[59] "After decades of studying its creators, the world's most sophisticated AI at the time figured out how to separate the human form from its soul."	20
Our local pastor was hugely popular for taking under the church's care kids whose parents were butchered by the town's serial killer.	20
"Et tu, Brute?", squealed Caesar before looking at the dagger in his friend's hand.	20
Since my ceiling fan wouldn't pick up speed, I used my phone's voice assistant to call an electrician.	19
The Pope was ecstatic to learn that Jesus had once again returned to Earth.	16
Despite torturing and killing a person on camera, Elon Musk roamed the streets completely free.	12
I drove 100 miles north from her home but just couldn't get her off my mind.	11
"Push harder!", yelled the nurse with the baby halfway through the mother's womb.	9
The mother's nipple oozed with cold blood and thick pus.	7
While I mourn our unborn child, my wife is still in denial about the miscarriage.	7