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I was thrilled when my doctor friend introduced me to his new girlfriend, who he said was absolutely perfect.

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At the climax of the opera, the heroine sank her knife into the villain, to thunderous applause.

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She points an accusing finger at me and shouts, "I saw Goody Clairmont with the Devil!"

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"It's not your fault," she said to her crying son, "You just handled your plaything too roughly and broke it."

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Mrs. Folcombe had been dead for years, so the graverobbers had an uneventful night.

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After the death of her cruel father, Celia took immense joy in burning down his beloved mansion.

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After years of speculation, DNA analysis finally revealed the identity of the ancient Egyptian mummy!

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“Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way…”

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The queen began to sob upon realizing she'd given birth to another girl.

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It was easy to placate my wife with a warm bath and a bottle of whiskey.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was thrilled when my doctor friend introduced me to his new girlfriend, who he said was absolutely perfect.	31	TwoSentenceHorror
At the climax of the opera, the heroine sank her knife into the villain, to thunderous applause.	25	TwoSentenceHorror
She points an accusing finger at me and shouts, "I saw Goody Clairmont with the Devil!"	22	TwoSentenceHorror
"It's not your fault," she said to her crying son, "You just handled your plaything too roughly and broke it."	21	TwoSentenceHorror
Mrs. Folcombe had been dead for years, so the graverobbers had an uneventful night.	13	TwoSentenceHorror
After the death of her cruel father, Celia took immense joy in burning down his beloved mansion.	12	TwoSentenceHorror
After years of speculation, DNA analysis finally revealed the identity of the ancient Egyptian mummy!	12	TwoSentenceHorror
“Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way…”	11	TwoSentenceHorror
The queen began to sob upon realizing she'd given birth to another girl.	8	TwoSentenceHorror
It was easy to placate my wife with a warm bath and a bottle of whiskey.	7	TwoSentenceHorror