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These strangers keep barging into my room claiming to know me.

110 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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He fell for it.

100 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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"Trauma, guilt, embarrassment, all of these hold you back so come to my business where, for the right price, I can make it all go away."

94 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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I got the runs.

90 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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Dad told me to hit nothing but net.

88 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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I'm not funny.

86 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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I had a sister I never knew.

82 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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After reading the divorce paperwork that his wife left behind on the dinner table, Mr. Nakamura played the song, "Mayonaka No Door" from the stereo with the volume to the max setting.

73 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The AI was given a task to complete at all costs, "Bring about World Peace."

73 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As the years go by, I still remember her smell, how soft her skin was, and how she caressed my face.

67 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
These strangers keep barging into my room claiming to know me.	110	TwoSentenceSadness
He fell for it.	100	TwoSentenceComedy
"Trauma, guilt, embarrassment, all of these hold you back so come to my business where, for the right price, I can make it all go away."	94	TwoSentenceSadness
I got the runs.	90	TwoSentenceComedy
Dad told me to hit nothing but net.	88	TwoSentenceComedy
I'm not funny.	86	TwoSentenceComedy
I had a sister I never knew.	82	TwoSentenceSadness
After reading the divorce paperwork that his wife left behind on the dinner table, Mr. Nakamura played the song, "Mayonaka No Door" from the stereo with the volume to the max setting.	73	TwoSentenceHorror
The AI was given a task to complete at all costs, "Bring about World Peace."	73	TwoSentenceHorror
As the years go by, I still remember her smell, how soft her skin was, and how she caressed my face.	67	TwoSentenceSadness