/u/verticalmonkey's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As I explored the town in my new game, I walked over to an NPC and pressed A.

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Just as I sat in my car after work, my phone buzzed and I answered with a frustrated "hello?"

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I softly brushed away the last of the dusty sand, careful not to damage the ancient fossils with my gloved hands.

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I crawled under my bed, finally and furiously determined to deal with this monster once and for all.

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I never know what to say when people ask where I went to adopt my son.

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"Captain, we have to turn around," the officer said in a shaky voice as the sub approached the giant eel.

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"You can see that they are quite small and light, even for arachnids."

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The strangest thing they learned about the bottom of the ocean...

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The alert on my phone read "suspect last seen running towards residential neighbourhood, believed to be looking for a house to use as a hideout."

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I've been hiking for years and always dreaded coming across a grizzly bear.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As I explored the town in my new game, I walked over to an NPC and pressed A.	195
Just as I sat in my car after work, my phone buzzed and I answered with a frustrated "hello?"	147
I softly brushed away the last of the dusty sand, careful not to damage the ancient fossils with my gloved hands.	145
I crawled under my bed, finally and furiously determined to deal with this monster once and for all.	97
I never know what to say when people ask where I went to adopt my son.	96
"Captain, we have to turn around," the officer said in a shaky voice as the sub approached the giant eel.	91
"You can see that they are quite small and light, even for arachnids."	91
The strangest thing they learned about the bottom of the ocean...	86
The alert on my phone read "suspect last seen running towards residential neighbourhood, believed to be looking for a house to use as a hideout."	85
I've been hiking for years and always dreaded coming across a grizzly bear.	79