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I was expecting to find it in the basement.

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"Stop being crazy," he said, "you know vampires aren't real."

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I always thought it was silly when my mom would shake a towel as she removed it from the drawer.

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Earlier today I had a violent confrontation with a junkie in my front yard.

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I felt a little guilty looking over the stranger's shoulder at her laptop screen.

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If you look at patterns long enough, you can see distorted faces.

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My whole life I always wished for superpowers.

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I must be really good at hide and seek.

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It was my first mission as part of a submarine crew tracking sperm whales in the deep ocean.

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My dog wouldn't stop barking at what was outside.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was expecting to find it in the basement.	34
"Stop being crazy," he said, "you know vampires aren't real."	33
I always thought it was silly when my mom would shake a towel as she removed it from the drawer.	32
Earlier today I had a violent confrontation with a junkie in my front yard.	31
I felt a little guilty looking over the stranger's shoulder at her laptop screen.	30
If you look at patterns long enough, you can see distorted faces.	29
My whole life I always wished for superpowers.	28
I must be really good at hide and seek.	28
It was my first mission as part of a submarine crew tracking sperm whales in the deep ocean.	28
My dog wouldn't stop barking at what was outside.	27