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I found my childhood doll while cleaning the basement, and it was a nice little moment of nostalgia.

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I'll have you know that I absolutely, positively, despise rape jokes.

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I found the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, and placed my hands inside.

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The sign said "RESTRICTED - GOVERNMENT TESTING SITE."

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When my best friend invited me over to see his dad's "collection," I thought maybe I would see some cool guns.

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I ran from the table, hoping I got away before the other guests saw my reaction.

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They are cursed to roam this world, claiming a new victim every night.

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Finding a romantic partner isn't easy in this day and age.

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3:19: hey dogs are good we just finished a walk, btw ur house is soooo beautiful except creepy painting in upstairs hallway.

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I woke with a start to my apartment trembling violently, though I was told when I moved here this city didn't experience earthquakes.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I found my childhood doll while cleaning the basement, and it was a nice little moment of nostalgia.	58	TwoSentenceHorror
I'll have you know that I absolutely, positively, despise rape jokes.	52	TwoSentenceHorror
I found the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, and placed my hands inside.	50	TwoSentenceHorror
The sign said "RESTRICTED - GOVERNMENT TESTING SITE."	47	TwoSentenceHorror
When my best friend invited me over to see his dad's "collection," I thought maybe I would see some cool guns.	46	TwoSentenceHorror
I ran from the table, hoping I got away before the other guests saw my reaction.	44	TwoSentenceHorror
They are cursed to roam this world, claiming a new victim every night.	43	TwoSentenceHorror
Finding a romantic partner isn't easy in this day and age.	38	TwoSentenceHorror
3:19: hey dogs are good we just finished a walk, btw ur house is soooo beautiful except creepy painting in upstairs hallway.	36	TwoSentenceHorror
I woke with a start to my apartment trembling violently, though I was told when I moved here this city didn't experience earthquakes.	35	TwoSentenceHorror