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I got a bionetric scanner and it keeps blinking "1.2" in red.

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I thought an industrial grade Roomba was a good idea.

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We found Noah's Ark buried deep in the arctic.

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I didn't want to play the roof game, but Amber was there and I thought I could impress her.

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My family hugged and kissed before seating themselves around the dinner table.

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He giggled as he moved the hand on the clock.

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"Sixteen!" he shouted as he pulled another one out of his pocket.

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The silhouette in the hallway stopped moving when I put my bong on the table.

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It feels so good but I can't keep doing it.

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I couldn't stop thinking about where we go when its all over.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I got a bionetric scanner and it keeps blinking "1.2" in red.	30
I thought an industrial grade Roomba was a good idea.	29
We found Noah's Ark buried deep in the arctic.	29
I didn't want to play the roof game, but Amber was there and I thought I could impress her.	28
My family hugged and kissed before seating themselves around the dinner table.	27
He giggled as he moved the hand on the clock.	26
"Sixteen!" he shouted as he pulled another one out of his pocket.	26
The silhouette in the hallway stopped moving when I put my bong on the table.	26
It feels so good but I can't keep doing it.	26
I couldn't stop thinking about where we go when its all over.	24