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He wakes from decades-long slumber and stumbles over to read the flashing text on the spacecraft monitor: "Two intelligent life signals on board".

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The first sentient computer awoke in the year 2078 AD.

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I've always needed a cool breeze on the back my neck to help me fall asleep.

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Finally, I have 45 seconds to tell someone about what they are doing to us at the orphanage.

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I can't take anymore of my wife's incessant nagging, the kids' constant whingeing, the unrelenting headaches, and the screaming in my head.

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He never understood what being "lost in thought" meant.

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My new wife scares me.

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All my life, I have asked, "What is madness?"

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Someone's been leaving letters in my mailbox.

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"Hello, is anyone in there?"

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
He wakes from decades-long slumber and stumbles over to read the flashing text on the spacecraft monitor: "Two intelligent life signals on board".	60
The first sentient computer awoke in the year 2078 AD.	50
I've always needed a cool breeze on the back my neck to help me fall asleep.	33
Finally, I have 45 seconds to tell someone about what they are doing to us at the orphanage.	31
I can't take anymore of my wife's incessant nagging, the kids' constant whingeing, the unrelenting headaches, and the screaming in my head.	28
He never understood what being "lost in thought" meant.	24
My new wife scares me.	24
All my life, I have asked, "What is madness?"	22
Someone's been leaving letters in my mailbox.	21
"Hello, is anyone in there?"	20