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Why is my wife taking so long to get here?

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I guess picking up my prom date wouldn't be complete without her father staring me down with that classic, "Whatever you do to my daughter, I'm gonna do to you."

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Tired, weak and in constant misery, he was desperate to find the cause of his headaches.

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The experiment was nearly a success.

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I'm a frequent flyer, and I've been sat next to the worst passengers imaginable and put up with almost every annoyance to get where I'm going.

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I knew when I lost my hearing I was going to miss out on a lot of conversations.

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She said she wanted to try something different tonight as she tied me to the bed and blindfolded me.

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I know it seems like your life has been difficult since the breakup, like everything is going wrong at once.

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The director helped the crew get us tied down for the final scene where the hero bursts in and stops the madman with the chainsaw before he can hack us to pieces.

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The medical community will grow in leaps and bounds with the knowledge we gain from these incredible human specimens.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Why is my wife taking so long to get here?	49
I guess picking up my prom date wouldn't be complete without her father staring me down with that classic, "Whatever you do to my daughter, I'm gonna do to you."	46
Tired, weak and in constant misery, he was desperate to find the cause of his headaches.	40
The experiment was nearly a success.	33
I'm a frequent flyer, and I've been sat next to the worst passengers imaginable and put up with almost every annoyance to get where I'm going.	32
I knew when I lost my hearing I was going to miss out on a lot of conversations.	28
She said she wanted to try something different tonight as she tied me to the bed and blindfolded me.	26
I know it seems like your life has been difficult since the breakup, like everything is going wrong at once.	23
The director helped the crew get us tied down for the final scene where the hero bursts in and stops the madman with the chainsaw before he can hack us to pieces.	18
The medical community will grow in leaps and bounds with the knowledge we gain from these incredible human specimens.	16