/u/worstdrawnboy's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I died.

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I asked Arnold out to play.

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I made a deal with the devil.

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I graduated from university as the valedictorian and joined an international pharmaceutical industry to save humanity with all my knowledge.

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I always like to give old people a hand.

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"Guilty!", I claimed, put on my robe, took the hammer and strutted into the hall.

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I gently lift my topper to greet everyone I meet.

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I have two penises

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Another mighty cow walks in the remote slaughterhouse.

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They control my mind and acting and there is nothing I can do about it.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I died.	12
I asked Arnold out to play.	12
I made a deal with the devil.	11
I graduated from university as the valedictorian and joined an international pharmaceutical industry to save humanity with all my knowledge.	11
I always like to give old people a hand.	11
"Guilty!", I claimed, put on my robe, took the hammer and strutted into the hall.	10
I gently lift my topper to greet everyone I meet.	10
I have two penises	9
Another mighty cow walks in the remote slaughterhouse.	9
They control my mind and acting and there is nothing I can do about it.	9