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When my future mother-in-law said that the ring was an heirloom that has been passed down the family and insisted that my boyfriend propose to me with it, I finally knew she had accepted me.

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Two years she'd wiped her daughter's bony ass, fed those foul-mouthed lips, tended to her fetid, pus-filled bedsores, emptied pan after pan of shit and piss, but never, not once, did she lose faith.

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Their's had always been considered a perfect married life, with many calling their relationship "goals" and after twenty-five years, her husband's sudden death left not a dry eye in the house.

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I closed my eyes as our lips parted and his hot tongue moved over mine.

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"Well son, happiness is a choice", Father Nelson told the sobbing boy as he adjusted his robes.

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My wife said she didn't hear the buzzing and kept making fun of me for running around the house with the swatter.

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The article had mentioned many celebrities who swore it had cured their postpartum blues and she was already feeling better as she sat on the rocking chair, relishing the last bite of the placenta.

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She dipped her hand inside his gaping wound and twirled her fingers as the boy screamed his lungs out.

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The taser zapped his neck again and a masked woman said, "C'mon man, think of your wife, rest of your kids and just open your mouth big and say aaaaaa...."

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The first man on Earth sat alone,

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When my future mother-in-law said that the ring was an heirloom that has been passed down the family and insisted that my boyfriend propose to me with it, I finally knew she had accepted me.	39
Two years she'd wiped her daughter's bony ass, fed those foul-mouthed lips, tended to her fetid, pus-filled bedsores, emptied pan after pan of shit and piss, but never, not once, did she lose faith.	34
Their's had always been considered a perfect married life, with many calling their relationship "goals" and after twenty-five years, her husband's sudden death left not a dry eye in the house.	34
I closed my eyes as our lips parted and his hot tongue moved over mine.	28
"Well son, happiness is a choice", Father Nelson told the sobbing boy as he adjusted his robes.	26
My wife said she didn't hear the buzzing and kept making fun of me for running around the house with the swatter.	25
The article had mentioned many celebrities who swore it had cured their postpartum blues and she was already feeling better as she sat on the rocking chair, relishing the last bite of the placenta.	25
She dipped her hand inside his gaping wound and twirled her fingers as the boy screamed his lungs out.	24
The taser zapped his neck again and a masked woman said, "C'mon man, think of your wife, rest of your kids and just open your mouth big and say aaaaaa...."	21
The first man on Earth sat alone,	20