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My wife was screaming over and over, "It doesn't wanna come out! LEAVE IT ALONE!"

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Showing me the snapchat messages, she shoved me down the stairs of her basement, screaming, "You lying, cheating fuck!"

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When she was done sewing the skin up,

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"Forget the pills, the surgery, the pumps and try our Super X formula cream to grow your manhood from nada to anaconda," read the ad and Jerry, low on expectations, still clicked Buy. NSFW

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"If your hand causes you to stumble, cut it off; it is better for you to enter life maimed than to have two hands and to go to hell, to the unquenchable fire."

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Yesterday, I came home from work to find a man sleeping with my wife and trembling with rage, I went into the kitchen to get a knife only to realise I was in the wrong apartment!

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"I believe your exact words were, 'You must be mental if you think any woman who can see you for the loser that you are would ever love you'."

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He was only 5 but smart enough to know where his dad kept it and unlike other days, today the cabinet was open.

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No longer able to hold it in, I rushed into the gas station toilet.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill where up her skirt Jack slid his hand and helpless Jill fought him tooth and nail.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My wife was screaming over and over, "It doesn't wanna come out! LEAVE IT ALONE!"	13
Showing me the snapchat messages, she shoved me down the stairs of her basement, screaming, "You lying, cheating fuck!"	13
When she was done sewing the skin up,	12
"Forget the pills, the surgery, the pumps and try our Super X formula cream to grow your manhood from nada to anaconda," read the ad and Jerry, low on expectations, still clicked Buy. NSFW	9
"If your hand causes you to stumble, cut it off; it is better for you to enter life maimed than to have two hands and to go to hell, to the unquenchable fire."	9
Yesterday, I came home from work to find a man sleeping with my wife and trembling with rage, I went into the kitchen to get a knife only to realise I was in the wrong apartment!	9
"I believe your exact words were, 'You must be mental if you think any woman who can see you for the loser that you are would ever love you'."	9
He was only 5 but smart enough to know where his dad kept it and unlike other days, today the cabinet was open.	6
No longer able to hold it in, I rushed into the gas station toilet.	1
Jack and Jill went up the hill where up her skirt Jack slid his hand and helpless Jill fought him tooth and nail.	0