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In every photo, my face is pale, and my eyes are closed.

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The bullies used to skip rocks to torture me.

143 upvotes

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“Babe, you’re drooling on me and it tickles.”

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I pulled my hair as hard as I could, jerked my head back and forth over and over again, but none of that worked.

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Every time I’m in the car, I bite my nails and slowly drop the clippings out the window.

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“Are you interested in signing up for a weekly newspaper?” the telemarketer asked me.

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I was watching TV when I heard an ear-splitting whistling noise.

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“We want to formally apologize for depicting a character in a cartoon as happy while he is on fire.”

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“If I let you go, you have to promise not to tell anyone what I did with you.”

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The treatment promised to shed thirty pounds of belly fat.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
In every photo, my face is pale, and my eyes are closed.	155
The bullies used to skip rocks to torture me.	143
“Babe, you’re drooling on me and it tickles.”	100
I pulled my hair as hard as I could, jerked my head back and forth over and over again, but none of that worked.	84
Every time I’m in the car, I bite my nails and slowly drop the clippings out the window.	59
“Are you interested in signing up for a weekly newspaper?” the telemarketer asked me.	52
I was watching TV when I heard an ear-splitting whistling noise.	52
“We want to formally apologize for depicting a character in a cartoon as happy while he is on fire.”	52
“If I let you go, you have to promise not to tell anyone what I did with you.”	48
The treatment promised to shed thirty pounds of belly fat.	32