/u/yetshi's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Well isnt this just f**king PERFECT!"

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It is a scientific fact that in dreams you are unable to read anything because Broca’s area and Wernicke’s area are inactive when you are asleep.

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I was smart to build my hidden underground shelter without any one knowing.

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To work out my pent up anger at my abusive family i kicked a old rolled up rug sitting upright in the corner of the barn.

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I squinted my eyes then excitedly pointed shouting, " there he is, theres waldo!"

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As I lay with my girlfriend, holding her face in my hands I'm reminded of her favorite song by Bad English.

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After weeks of work you finally finish your bite proof anti-zombie suit and can go outside to find supplies.

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I was told that when lost stay where you are so I sat in the valley under the mountain blowing my whistle.

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I glanced at my phone when the amber alert tone sounded

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Siri, set an alarm for 7 am

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Well isnt this just f**king PERFECT!"	23
It is a scientific fact that in dreams you are unable to read anything because Broca’s area and Wernicke’s area are inactive when you are asleep.	22
I was smart to build my hidden underground shelter without any one knowing.	20
To work out my pent up anger at my abusive family i kicked a old rolled up rug sitting upright in the corner of the barn.	18
I squinted my eyes then excitedly pointed shouting, " there he is, theres waldo!"	18
As I lay with my girlfriend, holding her face in my hands I'm reminded of her favorite song by Bad English.	15
After weeks of work you finally finish your bite proof anti-zombie suit and can go outside to find supplies.	15
I was told that when lost stay where you are so I sat in the valley under the mountain blowing my whistle.	13
I glanced at my phone when the amber alert tone sounded	12
Siri, set an alarm for 7 am	10