/u/zerok_nyc's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[MAY22] Being banished to the rose-bush fields seemed like a harsh punishment, but at least it’s better than execution.

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In the future, capital punishment is carried out by jettisoning prisoners to the center of a supermassive black hole.

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I like to use a cheese grater to scrape the dead skin off my foot.

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I never thought of dementia as a transmissible condition, but when you suck the blood of an 80 year old victim, genetics apparently take hold.

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As soon as I jumped, the ocean waves suddenly disappeared beneath me.

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I’ve never been good at dealing with pressure and always tend to run away at first sign of a struggle.

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I never thought I would regret wishing for immortality, but that bastard turned me into a vampire and now I’ve somehow gotten myself chained to a cactus in the middle of the desert.

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My wife and I have a combined, moderate income and have been getting by in a studio apartment for the last two years, until she got diagnosed with cancer.

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[OCT21] This year’s county fair is set to take place during the hottest week on record.

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[APR22] To encourage a culture of open transparency, the masters have made lying a crime punishable by death and installed cameras in every room of every household.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[MAY22] Being banished to the rose-bush fields seemed like a harsh punishment, but at least it’s better than execution.	49
In the future, capital punishment is carried out by jettisoning prisoners to the center of a supermassive black hole.	48
I like to use a cheese grater to scrape the dead skin off my foot.	37
I never thought of dementia as a transmissible condition, but when you suck the blood of an 80 year old victim, genetics apparently take hold.	28
As soon as I jumped, the ocean waves suddenly disappeared beneath me.	28
I’ve never been good at dealing with pressure and always tend to run away at first sign of a struggle.	28
I never thought I would regret wishing for immortality, but that bastard turned me into a vampire and now I’ve somehow gotten myself chained to a cactus in the middle of the desert.	24
My wife and I have a combined, moderate income and have been getting by in a studio apartment for the last two years, until she got diagnosed with cancer.	20
[OCT21] This year’s county fair is set to take place during the hottest week on record.	19
[APR22] To encourage a culture of open transparency, the masters have made lying a crime punishable by death and installed cameras in every room of every household.	19