/u/zerok_nyc's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[DEC21] It almost feels like Christmas except normally I get a new bullet proof backpack at the beginning of the school year.

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[OCT21] They assured everyone that this janky old rollercoaster was perfectly safe as they hammered one of the stakes back in place.

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“Death by a million cuts” is what I figured as they took turns making slight incisions over the course of a week.

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With the rise of Russia and China, and souring of global relations with the US, I figured a nuclear Armageddon was on the horizon.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.

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[OCT21] After a corroded steel arm snapped and sent an 8-year-old child to her death, the state decided to tighten its regulations of carnival rides.

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A few months ago I found a guy at the farmers market selling his own version of Impossible Burgers, which he called Uncanny Veal, and I’ve been hooked ever since the first bite.

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Scientists have developed a new weather forecasting tool found to be 99.87% accurate!

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[FEB22] In Peter Pan’s origin story, his first quest to rescue Tiger Lily was supposed to reward him with his manhood.

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[DEC21] It almost feels like Christmas except things are falling behind schedule.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[DEC21] It almost feels like Christmas except normally I get a new bullet proof backpack at the beginning of the school year.	8
[OCT21] They assured everyone that this janky old rollercoaster was perfectly safe as they hammered one of the stakes back in place.	7
“Death by a million cuts” is what I figured as they took turns making slight incisions over the course of a week.	6
With the rise of Russia and China, and souring of global relations with the US, I figured a nuclear Armageddon was on the horizon.	5
Roses are red, violets are blue.	5
[OCT21] After a corroded steel arm snapped and sent an 8-year-old child to her death, the state decided to tighten its regulations of carnival rides.	4
A few months ago I found a guy at the farmers market selling his own version of Impossible Burgers, which he called Uncanny Veal, and I’ve been hooked ever since the first bite.	2
Scientists have developed a new weather forecasting tool found to be 99.87% accurate!	1
[FEB22] In Peter Pan’s origin story, his first quest to rescue Tiger Lily was supposed to reward him with his manhood.	1
[DEC21] It almost feels like Christmas except things are falling behind schedule.	1