| Oh man, coming back to work after the holidays is always so hard. | 16 | | | | |
| I recently started seeing my beautiful next-door neighbor and I couldn’t be happier. | 16 | | | | |
| Everyone could see the look of sadness on my mother’s face at the funeral. | 16 | | | | |
| Whoops, I think my wife took my phone by mistake this morning. | 15 | | | | |
| Finishing a cup of coffee and seeing a roach at the bottom has always been my biggest fear. | 14 | | | | |
| This year was the loneliest Thanksgiving I’d ever had. | 11 | | | | |
| Everyone in my town keeps dying mysteriously and people are starting to get scared. | 11 | | | | |
| Thinking back on it, I’m shocked I ever graduated college. | 10 | | | | |
| Ugh I just ordered food but I was shocked by the taste. | 9 | | | | |
| I really miss my puppy.... | 8 | | | | |
