/u/zxcxdr's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"I told you to use your head and a allan-wrench!"

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A humanzee is the genetic cross of a chimpanzee and a human.

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"In about 30 seconds, the anaesthetic will kick in, and we'll start the surgery."

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"Of course I'm not going to kill you."

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Many of you know that the tooth fairy will exchange fallen teeth for your local currency.

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waking up hungover is never fun, much less in a room full of human Viscera

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The surgery was a complete success, so you will no longer have epilepsy. Your arm trying to strangle you at night is just a side effect you'll have to deal with.

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He didn't know what unsettled him more: the fact his wife was sleeping with his best friend.

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"Dammit all, I dropped my contact, and right into the middle of it."

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"I know you wanted your daughter to be with you when you woke up, but I'm afraid that just wasn't possible in this case."

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"I told you to use your head and a allan-wrench!"	30
A humanzee is the genetic cross of a chimpanzee and a human.	29
"In about 30 seconds, the anaesthetic will kick in, and we'll start the surgery."	28
"Of course I'm not going to kill you."	17
Many of you know that the tooth fairy will exchange fallen teeth for your local currency.	15
waking up hungover is never fun, much less in a room full of human Viscera	15
The surgery was a complete success, so you will no longer have epilepsy. Your arm trying to strangle you at night is just a side effect you'll have to deal with.	15
He didn't know what unsettled him more: the fact his wife was sleeping with his best friend.	7
"Dammit all, I dropped my contact, and right into the middle of it."	7
"I know you wanted your daughter to be with you when you woke up, but I'm afraid that just wasn't possible in this case."	5