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A cocktail walked into a bar

17 upvotes • Beautifulderanged

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Why did the man with no arms fall off his bike?

16 upvotes • kickypie

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Two friends walked into a restaurant

10 upvotes • Beautifulderanged

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What's the Difference Between Glue, Tuna, and a Piano?

10 upvotes • kickypie

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road, change a lightbulb and write a joke about it?

9 upvotes • Beautifulderanged

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Angelo drooped sadly before the gravestone

6 upvotes • Beautifulderanged

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"De facto One Child Policy": British government makes new law stipulating that only the first child in every family will be eligible for "free" state-funded education up to the age of 18. Critics say the new law could "scare" citizens and residents alike into only having one child

1 upvotes • HannoPicardVI

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Newly discovered vitamin - "Vitamin B27" - found to "treat short leg syndrome in infants, teenagers and young people". "Vitamin B27" was discovered in the seed of a newly discovered plant - "argentium bracchius" - which was found growing in Arctic Norway

1 upvotes • HannoPicardVI

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

1 upvotes • kickypie

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
A cocktail walked into a bar	17	Beautifulderanged
Why did the man with no arms fall off his bike?	16	kickypie
Two friends walked into a restaurant	10	Beautifulderanged
What's the Difference Between Glue, Tuna, and a Piano?	10	kickypie
How many chickens does it take to cross the road, change a lightbulb and write a joke about it?	9	Beautifulderanged
Angelo drooped sadly before the gravestone	6	Beautifulderanged
"De facto One Child Policy": British government makes new law stipulating that only the first child in every family will be eligible for "free" state-funded education up to the age of 18. Critics say the new law could "scare" citizens and residents alike into only having one child	1	HannoPicardVI
Newly discovered vitamin - "Vitamin B27" - found to "treat short leg syndrome in infants, teenagers and young people". "Vitamin B27" was discovered in the seed of a newly discovered plant - "argentium bracchius" - which was found growing in Arctic Norway	1	HannoPicardVI
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?	1	kickypie