A cocktail walked into a bar | 17 | Beautifulderanged | | | | |
Why did the man with no arms fall off his bike? | 16 | kickypie | | | | |
Two friends walked into a restaurant | 10 | Beautifulderanged | | | | |
What's the Difference Between Glue, Tuna, and a Piano? | 10 | kickypie | | | | |
How many chickens does it take to cross the road, change a lightbulb and write a joke about it? | 9 | Beautifulderanged | | | | |
Angelo drooped sadly before the gravestone | 6 | Beautifulderanged | | | | |
"De facto One Child Policy": British government makes new law stipulating that only the first child in every family will be eligible for "free" state-funded education up to the age of 18. Critics say the new law could "scare" citizens and residents alike into only having one child | 1 | HannoPicardVI | | | | |
Newly discovered vitamin - "Vitamin B27" - found to "treat short leg syndrome in infants, teenagers and young people". "Vitamin B27" was discovered in the seed of a newly discovered plant - "argentium bracchius" - which was found growing in Arctic Norway | 1 | HannoPicardVI | | | | |
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? | 1 | kickypie | | | | |