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My wife bought what was meant to be a sexy negligee, but when she wears it she reminds me of my mother.

66 upvotes • Gil-Gandel

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What a day. I hiked up a mountain for two hours with my half brother so he could teach me how to use a chainsaw.

65 upvotes • aleph_zeroth_monkey

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why do dads always knock first before looking in the fridge? NSFW

64 upvotes • elhermanobrother

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I thanked my Spanish friend for explaining what mucho means

63 upvotes • Belinder

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What's the difference between a grandfather clock and a grandmother clock?

62 upvotes • BeKindAndWorkHard

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What kind of shoes do kidnappers wear?

61 upvotes • Iskro45

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Why did the child cross the road?

60 upvotes • epic123222

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My boss told me to have a good day.

60 upvotes • Background_Syrup1601

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I bought a dog from a blacksmith.

58 upvotes • Gil-Gandel

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Why should you never take sides in an argument at the dinner table? Trick question. It's the perfect time to take sides because no one's paying attention.

56 upvotes • no_bon3s_about_it

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My wife bought what was meant to be a sexy negligee, but when she wears it she reminds me of my mother.	66	Gil-Gandel
What a day. I hiked up a mountain for two hours with my half brother so he could teach me how to use a chainsaw.	65	aleph_zeroth_monkey
why do dads always knock first before looking in the fridge? NSFW	64	elhermanobrother
I thanked my Spanish friend for explaining what mucho means	63	Belinder
What's the difference between a grandfather clock and a grandmother clock?	62	BeKindAndWorkHard
What kind of shoes do kidnappers wear?	61	Iskro45
Why did the child cross the road?	60	epic123222
My boss told me to have a good day.	60	Background_Syrup1601
I bought a dog from a blacksmith.	58	Gil-Gandel
Why should you never take sides in an argument at the dinner table? Trick question. It's the perfect time to take sides because no one's paying attention.	56	no_bon3s_about_it