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A sign in a restaurant window reads, "If you order it and we don't have it, you instantly win a million dollars."

4381 upvotes • SugahBunnyXO

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A man walks into a bar and orders a 21-year-old whiskey

2877 upvotes • EndlessMorfeus

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Bill Clinton and the Pope both died on the same day.

2176 upvotes • PrinceJustice237

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An old lady says … I’ll have sex with the first person who can guess what I have in my clenched fist NSFW

1963 upvotes • Dashover

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A local bar was so confident, that their bartender was the strongest man in town...

1618 upvotes • HunnyBae69

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A man wanted to increase his arm strength…

1537 upvotes • TremenMusic

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"9-1-1, what is your emergency?"

1496 upvotes • LostBetsRed

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Non-alcoholic beer is a lot like going down on your sexy cousin. NSFW

1382 upvotes • Make_the_music_stop

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Three sorority sisters meet for brunch 20 years after graduation.

1379 upvotes • OpenMicrophone

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Chatting in the pub with my Scottish pal and I was stuck on a crossword clue; "Stranded on a Desert Island (8)"

1354 upvotes • PaytheDevil

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
A sign in a restaurant window reads, "If you order it and we don't have it, you instantly win a million dollars."	4381	SugahBunnyXO
A man walks into a bar and orders a 21-year-old whiskey	2877	EndlessMorfeus
Bill Clinton and the Pope both died on the same day.	2176	PrinceJustice237
An old lady says … I’ll have sex with the first person who can guess what I have in my clenched fist NSFW	1963	Dashover
A local bar was so confident, that their bartender was the strongest man in town...	1618	HunnyBae69
A man wanted to increase his arm strength…	1537	TremenMusic
"9-1-1, what is your emergency?"	1496	LostBetsRed
Non-alcoholic beer is a lot like going down on your sexy cousin. NSFW	1382	Make_the_music_stop
Three sorority sisters meet for brunch 20 years after graduation.	1379	OpenMicrophone
Chatting in the pub with my Scottish pal and I was stuck on a crossword clue; "Stranded on a Desert Island (8)"	1354	PaytheDevil