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Medvedev calls Putin, nervously telling him that it would be a good idea to get rid of time zones altogether.

1331 upvotes • airbiii

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This one is a really old, divisive joke that I chuckle to every time I hear/ read, so I hope some of y'all do too!

1288 upvotes • Spexyboy

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9/10 Redditors are idiots.

1274 upvotes • airbiii

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My girlfriend asked me for something that goes 0 to 200 in 2 seconds for her birthday.

1192 upvotes • seekingthesametoo

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A man and his wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem...

1102 upvotes • Ok_Requirement1339

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What did one condom say to the other condom when they walked past the gay bar? NSFW

1101 upvotes • VisualFix5870

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My boss said to me, "You're the worst train driver ever. How many times have you derailed this year?"

1035 upvotes • StockInitial4460

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What's the speed limit for sex? NSFW

955 upvotes • Cowboy_Reaper

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An Engineer in Hell

925 upvotes • Healthy_Ladder_6198

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25 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash. Now we have no jobs, no hope and no cash! NSFW

909 upvotes • justgentile

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Medvedev calls Putin, nervously telling him that it would be a good idea to get rid of time zones altogether.	1331	airbiii
This one is a really old, divisive joke that I chuckle to every time I hear/ read, so I hope some of y'all do too!	1288	Spexyboy
9/10 Redditors are idiots.	1274	airbiii
My girlfriend asked me for something that goes 0 to 200 in 2 seconds for her birthday.	1192	seekingthesametoo
A man and his wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem...	1102	Ok_Requirement1339
What did one condom say to the other condom when they walked past the gay bar? NSFW	1101	VisualFix5870
My boss said to me, "You're the worst train driver ever. How many times have you derailed this year?"	1035	StockInitial4460
What's the speed limit for sex? NSFW	955	Cowboy_Reaper
An Engineer in Hell	925	Healthy_Ladder_6198
25 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash. Now we have no jobs, no hope and no cash! NSFW	909	justgentile