| My boss said to me, "You're the worst train driver ever. How many times have you derailed this year?" | 1035 | | | | |
| I was watching an Australian cooking show. The audience cheered when the chef made a meringue. Which was odd... | 430 | | | | |
| I have a horse, his name is Mayo. | 86 | | | | |
| I couldn't get my wife's attention... | 83 | | | | |
| A tectonic plate bumped into another. | 40 | | | | |
| I feel sorry for the homeless man's dog... | 36 | | | | |
| How do you kiss someone at the end of the world? | 1 | | | | |
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