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Chatting in the pub with my Scottish pal and I was stuck on a crossword clue; "Stranded on a Desert Island (8)"

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My girlfriend said she’s leaving me because I’m “too clingy”

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I've heard from a reliable source that there is more bacteria on my kitchen work surfaces than there is on my toilet seat.

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So everyone is going on about the female Algerian boxer's sexual identity.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Chatting in the pub with my Scottish pal and I was stuck on a crossword clue; "Stranded on a Desert Island (8)"	1354
My girlfriend said she’s leaving me because I’m “too clingy”	483
I've heard from a reliable source that there is more bacteria on my kitchen work surfaces than there is on my toilet seat.	43
So everyone is going on about the female Algerian boxer's sexual identity.	1