| "You need to get your priorities straight... NOW" | 6462 | Ancient_Educator_76 | | | | |
| "You can't put a cashier's check on a credit card? Watch me." | 6077 | Impossible_Mine2065 | | | | |
| You want me to be quiet? Okay. Prepared to deal with people being scared. | 4462 | Reformingsaint | | | | |
| Attendance isn't mandatory? Ok | 3110 | AaronCorr | | | | |
| Refuse to stop using acronyms for everything, I'll make sure to follow you to the letter. | 1934 | UtahCyan | | | | |
| Short staffed? No problem. | 1601 | xlovechrisx | | | | |
| You want to know when I'm moving down the hallway? Sure thing | 1571 | thebladeofchaos | | | | |
| no externals without permission? sure! | 1562 | AgarwaenCran | | | | |
| Things we obeyed as children we can laugh at now | 1276 | darwhyte | | | | |
| 1/4 cup of egg nog? You got it ;) | 723 | VanillaLaceKisses | | | | |
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