/r/RedditWritesSeinfeld

Title	Upvotes	Author
George's coworker gets a "personality promotion" due to being social. Elaine has to fire either a gay black woman or a veteran in a wheelchair. Jerry's GF puts her retainer in his glass of water that he drinks. Kramer raises a mail-order tadpole.	140	raccoonsonbicycles
Jerry dates a teenager. Kramer gets into trouble doing stand-up. George appears in the new McDonalds ad. Elaine becomes vice-president.	106	yippeesunlight01
George starts learning Italian but unknowingly has a gay accent. Elaine’s bf gives excellent advice on how to apply her makeup, but she’s unsure if she’s thrilled or offended. Kramer starts wearing left shoes on both of his feet because he finds it comfortable, causing a minor fashion craze	96	MiddleAgedToddler
Elaine insults her chef BF by putting salt on her food without tasting it. Jerrys GF has never heard of Frank Sinatra. Susan and George go to an art show. He sits on a chair that is actually art and is told to pay $5K. Kramer dates a UPS worker and Newman tries to break them up	84	raccoonsonbicycles
Kramer wears a bald cap 24/7 to prepare for a role. George samples 3 nuts at a bulk store and is banned for "theft". Elaine's boyfriend gets adult braces. Jerry thinks his bit ripping on mystery flavors is having him stalked by Big Candy	73	raccoonsonbicycles
Kramer and Newman try to break a world record. George gets hired as a "consultant" and just critiques everything. Elaine's favorite Chinese spot changes rice but denies it. Jerry is gifted a robe and slippers and starts puttering around like an old man	52	raccoonsonbicycles
George is the only man in a yoga class, and tells Jerry he’s taking it for the leotards. Elaine keeps making excuses to see her cute physical therapist. Kramer becomes obsessed with coupons. Jerry discovers he likes mayonnaise on French fries and tries to hide it.	48	meinmanhattan
Elaine dates a hypnotist who she can't remember how they met. Jerry's girlfriend asks to read his tea leaf future but goes silent and walks out after seeing what it means. George and Kramer meet a mysterious homeless man who correctly predicts upcoming sports event outcomes	36	CretaceousClock
Kramer and Newman "free" a tiger from central park zoo, and want to keep it at Jerry's. Jerry gets offered the role of the Joker in a Batman reboot but can't stop doing his act which infuriates the director.	34	JacktheJacker92
After being arrested for a minor misdemeanor, Kramer is left in the wrong room at the station and mistaken for the Jigsaw Killer based on their shared last names. While misunderstanding his interrogation, he gradually incriminates Jerry more and more as his assistant.	34	FishyCrackers431

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