/r/RoastMyCat

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Roast him, his name is beeper he is as smart as his name suggests.

146 upvotes • Adorable_Rope7994

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Roast my special stinky boy

138 upvotes • gobgoblin666

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My cat has been a complete menace today and I need this.

135 upvotes • Velinth

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This diabetic house panther requires two shots a day. Roast him.

122 upvotes • CaterpillarIcy1056

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This is my cat Adrian, roast him

121 upvotes • LamiaReginam

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Broke into my tarantula room, let loose 100 crickets, peed in my antique ashtray, threw up a giant pile of crickets.. MAD at ME.

112 upvotes • NonstopTomates

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Today is Gumbo’s 1st birthday! ROAST HIM 👹

108 upvotes • 666teeth

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Do your thing. Cook this silly goose

90 upvotes • MothaFcknZargon

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He can't respect his diet no matter what we do (more info in description) SHAME HIM!!!!!!! SHAME THAT FAT BASTARD!!!!!

88 upvotes • Kyarache

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This bitch just bit me, fir no reason, roast her please.

85 upvotes • imnotcreativethough

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Roast him, his name is beeper he is as smart as his name suggests.	146	Adorable_Rope7994
Roast my special stinky boy	138	gobgoblin666
My cat has been a complete menace today and I need this.	135	Velinth
This diabetic house panther requires two shots a day. Roast him.	122	CaterpillarIcy1056
This is my cat Adrian, roast him	121	LamiaReginam
Broke into my tarantula room, let loose 100 crickets, peed in my antique ashtray, threw up a giant pile of crickets.. MAD at ME.	112	NonstopTomates
Today is Gumbo’s 1st birthday! ROAST HIM 👹	108	666teeth
Do your thing. Cook this silly goose	90	MothaFcknZargon
He can't respect his diet no matter what we do (more info in description) SHAME HIM!!!!!!! SHAME THAT FAT BASTARD!!!!!	88	Kyarache
This bitch just bit me, fir no reason, roast her please.	85	imnotcreativethough