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/r/RoastMyCat

Roast this three-legged murderer of gnomes, mugs and paper towels, Wally

79 upvotes • GlitterGluwu
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Roast my fat ass, lazy ass, waking-her-humans-up-in-the-middle-of-the-night ass, no-rent-paying ass cat 🫠

78 upvotes • BlackDaria824
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Wakes everybody up at 2 am with her screams. If let into a room with a person she will crawl all over them and rub herself all over you. Roast her as hard as you can (she needs to learn a lesson)

73 upvotes • Wise_State_4217
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Please roast him, his name is zombie

73 upvotes • dollyloves
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roast this lard

69 upvotes • Prize_Artichoke9171
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Need to humble him. Too much orange cat energy!

66 upvotes • pringcase
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Has rocks for brains, only knows how to make biscuits

60 upvotes • Art-A-Holic
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Bear got spicy and wouldn't let me touch his matts. Now he's naked. Roast him

59 upvotes • Simbacub10
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This is luca

56 upvotes • meatslaps_
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Please roast this idiot

54 upvotes • Unlikely_anti_hero
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