| Shane, please stop telling customers their cars have mountain dew in their radiators. | 6 | cincyfitness1109 | | | | |
| Shane, stop saying you fell out of a coconut tree -Management | 6 | pertante | | | | |
| Shane, stop broadcasting 'Hey Alexa, dial Mom' over the store's public address system. - Management | 5 | Lots42 | | | | |
| Shane, please stop telling customers you were Dionysus from the Olympics. - Management | 5 | Lots42 | | | | |
| Shane, could you not display fake heads and fake hands in the meat cause? We have received numerous complaints. | 4 | cincyfitness1109 | | | | |
| Shane, please stop putting price stickers on the dividers, we're down sixteen. - Management | 4 | Lots42 | | | | |
| Shane, you can't AIRBnB the break room. - Management | 3 | Lots42 | | | | |
