/r/ShittyPickupLines

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Guys why hasn't she responded yet

16 upvotes • wombsytea21

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Covid lines

12 upvotes • flurgerschelly

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Call me, Excalibur

5 upvotes • Travallyen

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The human heart has 4 chambers and in one of mine, is you.

3 upvotes • horniemalluu

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Hey, do you like Japanese food?

2 upvotes • ConnellAngus

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If you’re looking for a friend.

1 upvotes • CreepyLab8834

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Knock Knock?

1 upvotes • RevolutionaryBit5202

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The way you get pickup girls in a coworking space is you stare at them while eating apples until they stare back at you. Works every time guaranteed!

1 upvotes • Head_Geologist_4808

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Call me Excalibur, cause when i’m stuck in you, ain’t nothing gonna pull me out.

1 upvotes • Travallyen

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Guys why hasn't she responded yet	16	wombsytea21
Covid lines	12	flurgerschelly
Call me, Excalibur	5	Travallyen
The human heart has 4 chambers and in one of mine, is you.	3	horniemalluu
Hey, do you like Japanese food?	2	ConnellAngus
If you’re looking for a friend.	1	CreepyLab8834
Knock Knock?	1	RevolutionaryBit5202
The way you get pickup girls in a coworking space is you stare at them while eating apples until they stare back at you. Works every time guaranteed!	1	Head_Geologist_4808
Call me Excalibur, cause when i’m stuck in you, ain’t nothing gonna pull me out.	1	Travallyen