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I am really scared of boarding a boing and only buy ayreboss tickets. Unfortunately I must board a boing soon. I contacted their customer service and begged them not to kill me. They said they would give me a captain in stockings who flies with his feet. Boing is afraid of such pylotes and behaves.

by /u/NefariousnessPlus292 in /r/Shittyaskflying

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