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British Airways cabin crew left designated crew orgy area and ran naked through the hotel. Now facing sack. Very important: please remember that not all hotel guests attend orgies! Never leave the designated crew orgy area! Thank you for your understanding regarding this delicate matter.	468
Situation: you need to cross the Atlantic Ocean. Do you go by plane because it is supposedly normal or by playne because it is more fun?	19
Ryanair pax suffering from demonic possession. Shouldn't all low cost ayrelines have a flight exorcist? I feel their flight attendants are a bit toothless against the devil.	18
Esteemed pylotes and FAs, what is the average amount of crew orgies you attend each month? Are the orgies obligatory or just recommended team building activities? Can you leave early if you are tired and/or old? Does your ayreline play stoopid when you film the orgies and post them on social media?	17
Why my playne slower than grey car? Do blue stripes make playnes slow and lazy? Can cars fly? I need a fast method of transport.	8
Why are absolutely all pylotes - no exceptions!!! - gorgeous and glamorous? Why do absolutely all pylotes - no exceptions!!! - look like movie stars and supermodels? Why do absolutely all pylotes - no exceptions!!! - have devoted partners who also look like movie stars and supermodels? Why???	8
Pylote enjoys banana after emergency landing	7
How important is a pretty manicure in a pylote's life? Should it be obligatory?	6
I am on a playne. Why is my pylote so talkative and horny?	6
I am on a playne. A flight attendant came to serve me a giant green salad. Honestly, I didn't feel like eating it. So I politely declined the offer and asked for a glass of mineral water and a black coffee. The flight attendant changed completely. Should I file a complaint? I was really scared.	6

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