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Left rudder? Is that something women have to use because their entire existence is "more right rudder!"?

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I am on a Ryanair boing. I know I should have chosen another ayreline but I am very poor. Is the landing going to be awful or very awful? Will it hurt less if I remain cheerful and positive?

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I entered a business class lounge for a quick meal and some quiet time. They have an outdoor area. Yay! I must admit some business class pax are a huge disappointment. There is one who is walking on the table, eating my food and is naked and hairy. I think I need my own jet.

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Vomiting FAs. Pylote, what did you do to them? Confess now!

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Miss Ayreboss Universe pageant. Tail round. Very important: all candidates support world peace and love cute puppies and pylotes.

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Captain and First Officer bravely fighting against unexpected turbulence. Remember, your safety is their highest priority.

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Esteemed pylotes, how often do you participate in races against other playnes? Do you usually win?

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Australian First Officer and influencer pylote eats grapes before putting on his uniform and going to work.

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Ryanair: "Please sit back, relax and enjoy the flight!" Okay, but what about the landing?

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I am on a playne. The playne is yellow and the welcome message sounds very promising. Since my Mario has jumped over a turtle or 5000, I think I will fly this playne myself. Wish me luck! And please tell the turtles to come to the runway. My yellow playne wants to jump over them.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Left rudder? Is that something women have to use because their entire existence is "more right rudder!"?	5
I am on a Ryanair boing. I know I should have chosen another ayreline but I am very poor. Is the landing going to be awful or very awful? Will it hurt less if I remain cheerful and positive?	5
I entered a business class lounge for a quick meal and some quiet time. They have an outdoor area. Yay! I must admit some business class pax are a huge disappointment. There is one who is walking on the table, eating my food and is naked and hairy. I think I need my own jet.	4
Vomiting FAs. Pylote, what did you do to them? Confess now!	4
Miss Ayreboss Universe pageant. Tail round. Very important: all candidates support world peace and love cute puppies and pylotes.	4
Captain and First Officer bravely fighting against unexpected turbulence. Remember, your safety is their highest priority.	2
Esteemed pylotes, how often do you participate in races against other playnes? Do you usually win?	2
Australian First Officer and influencer pylote eats grapes before putting on his uniform and going to work.	1
Ryanair: "Please sit back, relax and enjoy the flight!" Okay, but what about the landing?	1
I am on a playne. The playne is yellow and the welcome message sounds very promising. Since my Mario has jumped over a turtle or 5000, I think I will fly this playne myself. Wish me luck! And please tell the turtles to come to the runway. My yellow playne wants to jump over them.	1