/r/Shittyaskflying
I am really scared of boarding a boing and only buy ayreboss tickets. Unfortunately I must board a boing soon. I contacted their customer service and begged them not to kill me. They said they would give me a captain in stockings who flies with his feet. Boing is afraid of such pylotes and behaves.
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Australian First Officer and influencer pylote eats grapes before putting on his uniform and going to work.
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I am a conservative pax. I feel safe on playnes because I know that my captain and FO are both promiscuous alcoholics, married, divorced, married, divorced, married... adulterers and more straight than other straight men. However, things are changing. How can I continue feeling good on playnes?
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I bought the shortest Ryanair flyte. 88 miles. From Malaga to Tetouan. My pylote took off and immediately decided to divert to Mexico because safety is his highest priority. Is he insane? And why are we flying like drunk people? Is that the Atlantic Ocean below the playne?
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