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I am really scared of boarding a boing and only buy ayreboss tickets. Unfortunately I must board a boing soon. I contacted their customer service and begged them not to kill me. They said they would give me a captain in stockings who flies with his feet. Boing is afraid of such pylotes and behaves.

1 upvotes • NefariousnessPlus292

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Australian First Officer and influencer pylote eats grapes before putting on his uniform and going to work.

1 upvotes • NefariousnessPlus292

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Guys is this how I'm meant to do an IFR approach? I'm knew to phlying

1 upvotes • Popular_Swordfish290

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ATP Rule intensifies

1 upvotes • aria_wishes22

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My flight instructor let me use the petotstatic instruments in her cockpit

1 upvotes • real_spudbrain

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I am a conservative pax. I feel safe on playnes because I know that my captain and FO are both promiscuous alcoholics, married, divorced, married, divorced, married... adulterers and more straight than other straight men. However, things are changing. How can I continue feeling good on playnes?

1 upvotes • NefariousnessPlus292

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I bought the shortest Ryanair flyte. 88 miles. From Malaga to Tetouan. My pylote took off and immediately decided to divert to Mexico because safety is his highest priority. Is he insane? And why are we flying like drunk people? Is that the Atlantic Ocean below the playne?

1 upvotes • NefariousnessPlus292

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Cringiest things you've seen

1 upvotes • surprisedcactus

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Why playne making scary sounds? Is she trying to scare away bad people or just hormonal?

1 upvotes • NefariousnessPlus292

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Flair change, all certificates revoked!

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I am really scared of boarding a boing and only buy ayreboss tickets. Unfortunately I must board a boing soon. I contacted their customer service and begged them not to kill me. They said they would give me a captain in stockings who flies with his feet. Boing is afraid of such pylotes and behaves.	1	NefariousnessPlus292
Australian First Officer and influencer pylote eats grapes before putting on his uniform and going to work.	1	NefariousnessPlus292
Guys is this how I'm meant to do an IFR approach? I'm knew to phlying	1	Popular_Swordfish290
ATP Rule intensifies	1	aria_wishes22
My flight instructor let me use the petotstatic instruments in her cockpit	1	real_spudbrain
I am a conservative pax. I feel safe on playnes because I know that my captain and FO are both promiscuous alcoholics, married, divorced, married, divorced, married... adulterers and more straight than other straight men. However, things are changing. How can I continue feeling good on playnes?	1	NefariousnessPlus292
I bought the shortest Ryanair flyte. 88 miles. From Malaga to Tetouan. My pylote took off and immediately decided to divert to Mexico because safety is his highest priority. Is he insane? And why are we flying like drunk people? Is that the Atlantic Ocean below the playne?	1	NefariousnessPlus292
Cringiest things you've seen	1	surprisedcactus
Why playne making scary sounds? Is she trying to scare away bad people or just hormonal?	1	NefariousnessPlus292
Flair change, all certificates revoked!	1	Flimsy-Ad2124