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Darth Vader is constantly misquoted. He says “No, I am your father”, never says “Luke”, which even the subreddit rules gets incorrect when it used it as an example.

1 upvotes • Aveline45

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The idea that one day you'll meet a stranger and choose to spend your entire life with them is fascinating.

1 upvotes • Local_Challenge7213

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butt cracks aren’t seen as attractive, but cleavage is.

1 upvotes • Fearless_Nope

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butt cracks aren’t seen as attractive but cleavage is.

1 upvotes • Fearless_Nope

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Booty cracks are not seen as attractive however cleavage is.

1 upvotes • Fearless_Nope

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Alternate realities have flavors and food we've never even heard of

1 upvotes • Lanky_Second_2382

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"Kiln" sounds likes a weird past perfect tense of "Kill"

1 upvotes • JiminyFlippets

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When the universe no longer exists, the internet still will

1 upvotes • Sarge_Natter

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It's weird that the phrase "batshit crazy" exists, because it is not crazy at all that bats have to shit like every other animal.

1 upvotes • derteeje

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People think if they were to woke up as a 5 year old with the same knowledge they have now, they would become a millionaire/happy. Well if you can wake up as a 5 year old and do that, you can wake up as a 28 year old and do it too. It doesn’t take a restart, it takes a change.

1 upvotes • asleepdudeactingwoke

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Darth Vader is constantly misquoted. He says “No, I am your father”, never says “Luke”, which even the subreddit rules gets incorrect when it used it as an example.	1	Aveline45
The idea that one day you'll meet a stranger and choose to spend your entire life with them is fascinating.	1	Local_Challenge7213
butt cracks aren’t seen as attractive, but cleavage is.	1	Fearless_Nope
butt cracks aren’t seen as attractive but cleavage is.	1	Fearless_Nope
Booty cracks are not seen as attractive however cleavage is.	1	Fearless_Nope
Alternate realities have flavors and food we've never even heard of	1	Lanky_Second_2382
"Kiln" sounds likes a weird past perfect tense of "Kill"	1	JiminyFlippets
When the universe no longer exists, the internet still will	1	Sarge_Natter
It's weird that the phrase "batshit crazy" exists, because it is not crazy at all that bats have to shit like every other animal.	1	derteeje
People think if they were to woke up as a 5 year old with the same knowledge they have now, they would become a millionaire/happy. Well if you can wake up as a 5 year old and do that, you can wake up as a 28 year old and do it too. It doesn’t take a restart, it takes a change.	1	asleepdudeactingwoke