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The Harris(59)/ Walz(60) ticket is the first since 2000 (Bush/Cheney) that both people on the ticket are under retirement age.

1 upvotes • zoso190

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There's a section of your back that you can't reach so it isn't properly clean or washed but it's not smelly.

1 upvotes • ladyarrivoto

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When you're at a restaurant waiting for the waiter to bring you food.. aren't you technically the waiter 🤔

1 upvotes • Drunkin-donut-

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If you're at a restaurant waiting for the waiter to bring your food don't you technically turn into the waiter?

1 upvotes • Drunkin-donut-

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If you are 25, you have witnessed over 10% of the entire history of the United States of America.

1 upvotes • thepokemonGOAT

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If you got the time go grab a pen, and watch that thing again and again, try to figure it out, what does it mean, what's the significance of mr bean?

1 upvotes • GoRoNaTiMe

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Does anybody know, are there any takers, what's up with all the broken pacemakers? The world is full of speculation but nobody cracks this animutation

1 upvotes • GoRoNaTiMe

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American politicians are basically WWE wrestlers.

1 upvotes • Das_Badger12

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You are now the oldest you have ever been

1 upvotes • GoRoNaTiMe

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The number of people alive and younger than you is never guaranteed to increase as you age, even though that of people alive and older than you will certainly decrease.

1 upvotes • Hot_Management_3896

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The Harris(59)/ Walz(60) ticket is the first since 2000 (Bush/Cheney) that both people on the ticket are under retirement age.	1	zoso190
There's a section of your back that you can't reach so it isn't properly clean or washed but it's not smelly.	1	ladyarrivoto
When you're at a restaurant waiting for the waiter to bring you food.. aren't you technically the waiter 🤔	1	Drunkin-donut-
If you're at a restaurant waiting for the waiter to bring your food don't you technically turn into the waiter?	1	Drunkin-donut-
If you are 25, you have witnessed over 10% of the entire history of the United States of America.	1	thepokemonGOAT
If you got the time go grab a pen, and watch that thing again and again, try to figure it out, what does it mean, what's the significance of mr bean?	1	GoRoNaTiMe
Does anybody know, are there any takers, what's up with all the broken pacemakers? The world is full of speculation but nobody cracks this animutation	1	GoRoNaTiMe
American politicians are basically WWE wrestlers.	1	Das_Badger12
You are now the oldest you have ever been	1	GoRoNaTiMe
The number of people alive and younger than you is never guaranteed to increase as you age, even though that of people alive and older than you will certainly decrease.	1	Hot_Management_3896