/r/Showerthoughts

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u have a watch your dead mum gave you, but its damaged. So you decide to get it fixed but the man repairing the watch throws it away and replaces it with a brand-new, identical watch. But he doesn’t tell you what he did, you leave not knowing its not the same watch, is that your old mums watch too u

1 upvotes • Thick_Computer_4812

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The legs of male porn cameramen must be strong enough to serve as hydraulic presses. NSFW

1 upvotes • Particular-Engine-52

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Why isn't the space bigger when I press space with the caps lock on.... I wish there were capital spaces....

1 upvotes • Cooky_Milkies

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As a plant, it’s a great survival strategy to taste good to humans… for your species, not for you

1 upvotes • RealLordricey

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Someone should open an Arabian cuisine restaurant and call it The Middle Eats

1 upvotes • BFAndI

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The proof of 0.9999... being equal to 1 operates on the same basis as calculus.

1 upvotes • JoeCommitMama

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Why isn't the space bigger when I press the space bar with the caps lock on? I wish there were capital spaces.

1 upvotes • Cooky_Milkies

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I like to imagine that "Scotty Doesn't Know" and "Mr. Brightside" are about the same girl from two different perspectives

1 upvotes • BFAndI

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Social media is like guns. They both can be fun to mess around with, but they're also capable of a tremendous amount of harm if used improperly. And kids shouldn't use them unsupervised.

1 upvotes • FlowSoSlow

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The number of people alive and younger than you is never guaranteed to increase as you age, even though that of people alive and older than you will certainly decrease.

1 upvotes • Hot_Management_3896

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u have a watch your dead mum gave you, but its damaged. So you decide to get it fixed but the man repairing the watch throws it away and replaces it with a brand-new, identical watch. But he doesn’t tell you what he did, you leave not knowing its not the same watch, is that your old mums watch too u	1	Thick_Computer_4812
The legs of male porn cameramen must be strong enough to serve as hydraulic presses. NSFW	1	Particular-Engine-52
Why isn't the space bigger when I press space with the caps lock on.... I wish there were capital spaces....	1	Cooky_Milkies
As a plant, it’s a great survival strategy to taste good to humans… for your species, not for you	1	RealLordricey
Someone should open an Arabian cuisine restaurant and call it The Middle Eats	1	BFAndI
The proof of 0.9999... being equal to 1 operates on the same basis as calculus.	1	JoeCommitMama
Why isn't the space bigger when I press the space bar with the caps lock on? I wish there were capital spaces.	1	Cooky_Milkies
I like to imagine that "Scotty Doesn't Know" and "Mr. Brightside" are about the same girl from two different perspectives	1	BFAndI
Social media is like guns. They both can be fun to mess around with, but they're also capable of a tremendous amount of harm if used improperly. And kids shouldn't use them unsupervised.	1	FlowSoSlow
The number of people alive and younger than you is never guaranteed to increase as you age, even though that of people alive and older than you will certainly decrease.	1	Hot_Management_3896