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If track was like swimming there'd be a 100m sprint, 100m backwards, 100m grapevine etc.

3544 upvotes • LetMeExplainDis

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As the years go by, owning a car with a manual transmission lowers the chance of it being stolen, since fewer new-generation thieves know how to drive it.

3264 upvotes • iminiki

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There's a whole generation of people who have only ever experienced simulated television static.

2432 upvotes • i__hate__stairs

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People tend to notice and appreciate the little things in video games more than in real life.

2347 upvotes • Omer-Ash

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When you're poor no one wants to give you a credit card or loan but when you're rich you are pre-approved for credit cards you don't want.

2307 upvotes • schaudhery

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Crunchy foods soften as they become stale, while soft foods become crunchy as they stale.

2185 upvotes • chemistrybonanza

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Autocorrect is less helpful for people who type in multiple languages.

1997 upvotes • thesmartass1

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Considering that the USA has been referred to as "The Great Experiment," it's fitting that her national anthem ends with a question.

1983 upvotes • AnGabhaDubh

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Magic is defined a something supernatural or something that defies the laws of physics, so a bug in a video game, or something that defies the games defined laws of physics, is "game magic".

1978 upvotes • 3xtreme_Awesomeness

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If you keep wearing the same style of clothes all the time, you become quite a trendy person every twenty-ish years.

1820 upvotes • LennyLennsen

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
If track was like swimming there'd be a 100m sprint, 100m backwards, 100m grapevine etc.	3544	LetMeExplainDis
As the years go by, owning a car with a manual transmission lowers the chance of it being stolen, since fewer new-generation thieves know how to drive it.	3264	iminiki
There's a whole generation of people who have only ever experienced simulated television static.	2432	i__hate__stairs
People tend to notice and appreciate the little things in video games more than in real life.	2347	Omer-Ash
When you're poor no one wants to give you a credit card or loan but when you're rich you are pre-approved for credit cards you don't want.	2307	schaudhery
Crunchy foods soften as they become stale, while soft foods become crunchy as they stale.	2185	chemistrybonanza
Autocorrect is less helpful for people who type in multiple languages.	1997	thesmartass1
Considering that the USA has been referred to as "The Great Experiment," it's fitting that her national anthem ends with a question.	1983	AnGabhaDubh
Magic is defined a something supernatural or something that defies the laws of physics, so a bug in a video game, or something that defies the games defined laws of physics, is "game magic".	1978	3xtreme_Awesomeness
If you keep wearing the same style of clothes all the time, you become quite a trendy person every twenty-ish years.	1820	LennyLennsen