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Not many women have seen urinal cakes.

1819 upvotes • fwaig

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Since we have so many different kinds of swimming stroke in the Olympics, we should have different types of running in track. Like skipping and running backwards and 3 legged race.

1601 upvotes • sachsrandy

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It seems that cereal companies no longer think their products should be eaten alongside 2 slices of buttered toast.

1512 upvotes • almightyshellfish

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We typically abbreviate "telephone" to "phone" in most instances, but not when talking about telephone poles.

1433 upvotes • Jealous-Mixture

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You've taken many more breathes in your life than the amount of times you've blinked.

1378 upvotes • CombatMatt13

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The magic school bus could be in my blood stream right now and I wouldn’t even know it.

1281 upvotes • BionicUtilityDroid

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It’s strange how some people thinking they have the moral high ground over someone means (to them) they can treat the person as immorally and repugnantly as they want.

1151 upvotes • stax_fira

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Most people buy a gym membership near the start of a new year, but many probably buy one during the Olympics.

1128 upvotes • deadly_ultraviolet

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Horses are better swimmers than seahorses.

1108 upvotes • AxialGem

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Everyone thinks they know how to count to 1 Billion, but nobody can prove it.

1062 upvotes • JuicySpark

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Not many women have seen urinal cakes.	1819	fwaig
Since we have so many different kinds of swimming stroke in the Olympics, we should have different types of running in track. Like skipping and running backwards and 3 legged race.	1601	sachsrandy
It seems that cereal companies no longer think their products should be eaten alongside 2 slices of buttered toast.	1512	almightyshellfish
We typically abbreviate "telephone" to "phone" in most instances, but not when talking about telephone poles.	1433	Jealous-Mixture
You've taken many more breathes in your life than the amount of times you've blinked.	1378	CombatMatt13
The magic school bus could be in my blood stream right now and I wouldn’t even know it.	1281	BionicUtilityDroid
It’s strange how some people thinking they have the moral high ground over someone means (to them) they can treat the person as immorally and repugnantly as they want.	1151	stax_fira
Most people buy a gym membership near the start of a new year, but many probably buy one during the Olympics.	1128	deadly_ultraviolet
Horses are better swimmers than seahorses.	1108	AxialGem
Everyone thinks they know how to count to 1 Billion, but nobody can prove it.	1062	JuicySpark