/r/Showerthoughts

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If insect species that were around during the time of dinosaurs have passed down knowledge from generation to generation, we could solve a lot of mysteries.

961 upvotes • mcxavierl

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When you get divorced, souvenirs from your vacations become souvenirs from your marriage.

775 upvotes • JKastnerPhoto

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Writing quality discernment vs horniness level is very important for an honest book review.

727 upvotes • TurbulentCustomer

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The feeling of relief you get when you realize that your car isn't stolen or towed -- it's just in the spot where you forgot you parked it -- far outweighs the feeling of stupidity that you forgot.

657 upvotes • mightierthor

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It's crazy that anyone online that you interact with could be your neighbor and you'd never know.

482 upvotes • randoperson42

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Sauerkraut is kimchi for white people.

477 upvotes • monkeysuffrage

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If perspectives are shaped by experiences and observations, then the Internet is slowly homogenizing everyone... and bots are accelerating that process.

460 upvotes • Happy_Da

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It is impossible to see the exact current version of yourself.

371 upvotes • ozfox80

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If Edward Scissorhands was set in today’s time, he would have fit in a lot better with all these stiletto nails.

368 upvotes • dejova

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Hand dryers in bathrooms are faucets for air.

350 upvotes • Chassian

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
If insect species that were around during the time of dinosaurs have passed down knowledge from generation to generation, we could solve a lot of mysteries.	961	mcxavierl
When you get divorced, souvenirs from your vacations become souvenirs from your marriage.	775	JKastnerPhoto
Writing quality discernment vs horniness level is very important for an honest book review.	727	TurbulentCustomer
The feeling of relief you get when you realize that your car isn't stolen or towed -- it's just in the spot where you forgot you parked it -- far outweighs the feeling of stupidity that you forgot.	657	mightierthor
It's crazy that anyone online that you interact with could be your neighbor and you'd never know.	482	randoperson42
Sauerkraut is kimchi for white people.	477	monkeysuffrage
If perspectives are shaped by experiences and observations, then the Internet is slowly homogenizing everyone... and bots are accelerating that process.	460	Happy_Da
It is impossible to see the exact current version of yourself.	371	ozfox80
If Edward Scissorhands was set in today’s time, he would have fit in a lot better with all these stiletto nails.	368	dejova
Hand dryers in bathrooms are faucets for air.	350	Chassian