/r/Showerthoughts

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Typically, Evil people are referred to by their last/second name.

344 upvotes • Fl4re__

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I've always suspected that Captain Caveman is completely naked under all that fur.

288 upvotes • Real-Wolverine-8249

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You may have traveled from the future to undo something but lost your memory.

272 upvotes • UnknownMight

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Some people will live a quite unremarkable life, but will be known for their death.

250 upvotes • NoNo_Cilantro

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Some bars have a traffic light sign that is lit green for open, red for closed, and yellow for last call; in this case, yellow means speed up.

225 upvotes • A_Mirabeau_702

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You never hear of someone using their bare feet to get something done.

199 upvotes • custoMIZEyourownpath

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Word searches must be so much funner in braille.

199 upvotes • Luxuryshite

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Synchronized swimming is like watching a dolphin show but with people.

166 upvotes • The_Granny_banger

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Even if Wile E. Coyote managed to catch the Roadrunner, considering the things Wile E. Coyote has survived it’s likely that he wouldn’t be able to physically hurt the Roadrunner.

134 upvotes • 4Corry1

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If J.D. Vance wants more Women to have kids, he should consider lowering healthcare costs, increasing wages, and subsidizing paid maternity leave and childcare costs, instead of blocking abortions, birth control, and no fault divorces.

101 upvotes • LetYourLoveShow

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Typically, Evil people are referred to by their last/second name.	344	Fl4re__
I've always suspected that Captain Caveman is completely naked under all that fur.	288	Real-Wolverine-8249
You may have traveled from the future to undo something but lost your memory.	272	UnknownMight
Some people will live a quite unremarkable life, but will be known for their death.	250	NoNo_Cilantro
Some bars have a traffic light sign that is lit green for open, red for closed, and yellow for last call; in this case, yellow means speed up.	225	A_Mirabeau_702
You never hear of someone using their bare feet to get something done.	199	custoMIZEyourownpath
Word searches must be so much funner in braille.	199	Luxuryshite
Synchronized swimming is like watching a dolphin show but with people.	166	The_Granny_banger
Even if Wile E. Coyote managed to catch the Roadrunner, considering the things Wile E. Coyote has survived it’s likely that he wouldn’t be able to physically hurt the Roadrunner.	134	4Corry1
If J.D. Vance wants more Women to have kids, he should consider lowering healthcare costs, increasing wages, and subsidizing paid maternity leave and childcare costs, instead of blocking abortions, birth control, and no fault divorces.	101	LetYourLoveShow