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Ice cream cones are edible portion control.

93 upvotes • OpalRose1993

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June bugs are like in-game enemies that draw aggro when you get too close.

26 upvotes • LordAutumnBottom

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There are a lot of people who lives and dies their entire life without ever leaving their city and sometimes even their neighborhood.

13 upvotes • Valuable-Lack-5984

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I'd rather watch a national Jeopardy than a national debate.

12 upvotes • Santarini

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Do short people have slightly more air because of a slightly lower altitude?

4 upvotes • GoodMojo_

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Outside of professions that require you to be armed (and Sportfans), we perceive individuals in uniforms as less threatening.

4 upvotes • kisamo_3

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Every single person in their thirties right now is a Millennial.

3 upvotes • TheSecretSecretSanta

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A hippopotamus filled mote would be far more dangerous than an alligator filled one.

3 upvotes • randomsryan

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Things that are supposed to be cold become hot and things that are supposed to be hot become cold.

2 upvotes • Midtown-Fur

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20[F4M] Sending Nudes So everyone who like this just because I'm horny💦😍TG:@elizax1

2 upvotes • Both-Ad-5001

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Ice cream cones are edible portion control.	93	OpalRose1993
June bugs are like in-game enemies that draw aggro when you get too close.	26	LordAutumnBottom
There are a lot of people who lives and dies their entire life without ever leaving their city and sometimes even their neighborhood.	13	Valuable-Lack-5984
I'd rather watch a national Jeopardy than a national debate.	12	Santarini
Do short people have slightly more air because of a slightly lower altitude?	4	GoodMojo_
Outside of professions that require you to be armed (and Sportfans), we perceive individuals in uniforms as less threatening.	4	kisamo_3
Every single person in their thirties right now is a Millennial.	3	TheSecretSecretSanta
A hippopotamus filled mote would be far more dangerous than an alligator filled one.	3	randomsryan
Things that are supposed to be cold become hot and things that are supposed to be hot become cold.	2	Midtown-Fur
20[F4M] Sending Nudes So everyone who like this just because I'm horny💦😍TG:@elizax1	2	Both-Ad-5001