/r/Showerthoughts

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You are always either producing or consuming something.

1 upvotes • kooj80

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It's really weird that priceless and worthless are antonyms.

1 upvotes • mrbeanIV

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Imagine all the people, who used Tinder, who missed out on an opportunity for a good time, because they swiped left when they meant to swipe right or vice versa.

1 upvotes • bigelow6698

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You will never be in the same location in the universe twice during your lifetime.

1 upvotes • vissith

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'Museum' will always look likes its spelled incorrectly

1 upvotes • nonbe1

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You know how wizards get their wands right? Well the same thing but with babies and smart phones right now

1 upvotes • andaiis

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"Don't kinkshame me!" can be used to deflect almost any criticism

1 upvotes • Saveonion

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Everyone knows how to put toilet paper on the roller, but no one talks about it.

1 upvotes • timmetro69

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Why is a pizza box a square, a pizza a circle, and the pizza slice a triangle?

1 upvotes • peacedude7777

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It would have been much faster for Veruca Salts dad to just use a metal detector to find the golden ticket instead of hiring people to open chocolate bars manually

1 upvotes • wudderpudder

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
You are always either producing or consuming something.	1	kooj80
It's really weird that priceless and worthless are antonyms.	1	mrbeanIV
Imagine all the people, who used Tinder, who missed out on an opportunity for a good time, because they swiped left when they meant to swipe right or vice versa.	1	bigelow6698
You will never be in the same location in the universe twice during your lifetime.	1	vissith
'Museum' will always look likes its spelled incorrectly	1	nonbe1
You know how wizards get their wands right? Well the same thing but with babies and smart phones right now	1	andaiis
"Don't kinkshame me!" can be used to deflect almost any criticism	1	Saveonion
Everyone knows how to put toilet paper on the roller, but no one talks about it.	1	timmetro69
Why is a pizza box a square, a pizza a circle, and the pizza slice a triangle?	1	peacedude7777
It would have been much faster for Veruca Salts dad to just use a metal detector to find the golden ticket instead of hiring people to open chocolate bars manually	1	wudderpudder